The Retractor Begins Planning for the Weekend

This is perhaps the weekend of all weekends for both the Mooner and the 'mooned over' and with it comes the usual spate of nerves and "first time" stress but surprsingly none of the anxious feelings that the former partner engendered. What a dichotomy, something new and unfamiliar without the craziness of what we already know and have been unwittingly locked into. You may wonder if the absence of weird and inexplicable behaviours has any negative implications for the Retractor and the answer is surprisingly no. In opting to pursue the Mooner, the erstwhile Retractor has chosen a more sane and stable type of character who embraces the normal side of life and is sure not to make any waves that may cause motion sickness. When heading back to sea as it were, it is definitely a bonus to be able to do so without the necessity for Gravol!