Thursday, April 17, 2008

Winnowing

You have dared to cross the threshold of the online dating sight of your choice despite the fact that you say you have recently met someone interesting in Fixupville. I suppose that the fact that Miss Fixup travels a lot has been the impetus for your having reverted to the online market place and to be honest what I find most amazing is the fact that you have had over 200 hits in less than 24 hours. Unlike fishing, this type of meeting process requires serious winnowing and a state of the art strainer to help filter out the non-keepers. You will need to use your super magnifying lens to determine the age of all posted photos because you are not interested in meeting anyone whose online picture does not even vaguely resemble how they look today. Many seem to make arbitrary use of the word "slim" another thing to watch out for in order to avoid being the victim of someone's gross misrepresentation. The really tough part of winnowing is how to divide what remains in the pan. For now, you may be best advised to think of how to construct a device that comes with three or four separate compartments because this will not only allow for variety in your winnowing, but some privacy as well as you ponder how to refine and finally extract the 'winnowed' that you prefer.

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