Are You A Dog?

We are supposed to know better than to judge a book by its cover yet we do not always allow the outer appearance to fade into the background. More often than not, our first descriptons of people who intrigue us have to do with physicality and not personality. If we see the real us when we look into the mirror then we admit to being not at all hard on the eyes and we assume that that has played at least a small role in our initial hook-ups. I think this is why it is so surprising to us when our "exes" choose to become involved with 'dogs'! How can someone trade 'easy on the eyes' for older looking, not even close to attractive, chunky people with bad hair to boot? It cannot be for their stellar personalities, morals, honesty, charisma or higher education so is it perhaps for the positions they hold at work or the money in their bank accounts? Do they have that oh so coveted Masters Degree or do they simply bark better? Although we all know that species inbreeding is a no no so I guess we have to accept that dogs have to be allowed to go... to the dogs. Let's wish them a lifetime supply of Alpo and all the doggie treats they deserve. We will never seek an answer to that infamous question: "Who Let The Dogs Out" because we already know.